DoItYourSelfer

To do well in the ordinary world, at ordinary things, you would do well to just be ordinary. (This advice comes to you free of all charges and encumbrances.)

Those who feel they simply must justify themselves, ultimately, cannot.

Upon hearing the axiom, “Having the right tools is having the job half done,” one enterprising chap mused to himself, “My gawd, what might be the commercial implications of this in the intellectual, do-it-your-selfer market?!”

In what I suppose was a fit of well meaning allegory, a certain father told his sapling, “Son, if your name’s Natty Bumppo, get thee to a place of fiction – quick!”

While recently out of the galaxy on an important, non-existent, business trip, I ran into a gang of inter-stellar, out-law accountant bikers, who recognized me and swore of their interest in matters “out of the galaxy, important, and non-existent,” (just as I mentioned) and to evidence their claim, several of them rolled up their eye lids and showed me their team tattoo which read, “Plurality of thought, singularity of purpose.”

J.