Looking into Causes

If the question’s on the right, the answer’s on the left.

While
“looking into causes”
many people
become them.

Question:  What could be better than knowing you could do better than you do?
Answer:     Nothing.  Aye, wait, you didn’t think I was gonna say…naw, surely you didn’t think that.

Inasmuch as you haven’t been invited to do so recently, herein, you may confidently, “Trust me on this one,” a guy that “knows it all,” never “tells it all.”

One pandemic sore-head holds his head, swaying with perverse pleasure while telling me that a sure “sign of our times" – of ALL times, is the intergalactic proliferation of the old question, "Is stupid spelled with one, or two E’s?”

J.