Just the Facts, Ma'm

To make up an idea is not the same as to make up a fact…but it’s close.

Oh, alright, for you melodramaticists – have it your way;

Everyone’s life is falling apart!

All rumors are true.

Most great ideas
can be said
in four words.
Sometimes five,
sometimes three.

Although they don’t bother to advertise the fact, constant use of stupidity will produce frequent flyer bonus points.

J.