On Broadway...(Holiday Edition)

She looked up, then looked up at him, and said, “Just think, can’t you imagine it? – A world without adjectives.”

Statement:
Everything
is ultimately
ironic.

Question:
How to salvage
this statement?

“Hey,” he shouted, “You’re standing awfully close to desire.”

Up over there, one guy said, “If it ain’t human, it can’t be offensive.”

So long as the sun warms your Broadway, rest assured, the play doctor’s in.

J.