Being Intelligent

This one guy, when asked, used to say, “Hey, we’re on to something now,” even when they weren’t.  What’re they gonna do, sue him?

Being intelligent
on some planets
is a waste of time.

One guy over in the far sector, sez that you should ignore places that always advertise a sale,  since they, therefore, have no real regular prices.  But I say, therefore, ignore him.

There was one guy with a phone, who always dreamed that the next call would be the big one.  There was this other guy who had no phone, who dreamed of just receiving any call.  And there is the phone company itself – that never dreams.

A voice over in one place said, “There are three ways to worry about something:  Worry about it before it happens, worry about it after it happens.”

J.