Off Center Weekend Edition

P.S..: The rich don’t have to spell.

In some worlds, “official negligence,” is the only kind allowed.

If everyone is
a “little off center,”
who knows where
the center is?

If you’re drafted as umpire, don’t bother to “call ‘em as you see ‘em,” it’s not necessary, or expected, and is far too open to discussion.

On this other planet, a plot-to-kill is surprisingly close to the deed-be-done…(but don’t worry, you’re not there yet, and even if you were, you wouldn’t know it.)

J.