Wanted

Found this one ole dude, over in the shady part of the park, who concludes every sentence by adding, “Sic.”

Everyone’s wanted for a murder they didn’t commit.

Tradition
is a leftover
sandwich.

Overheard one city chap praying thusly, “Oh god, may I become SO famous that I’ll never have to apologize again.”

Quizzical By-Play For The Day:
Question:  “You’re not from around here, are you?”
Reply:  “Is anybody?”

J.