Mirror Mirror

A quaint scientific reminder to those who continue to assail the authority of non-specific relativity and comparison shopping:  You can’t embarrass an elephant.

On The Day Of Judgment in one reality, their god told the next man in line, “Your life was a total waste; you appeared dumb, insensitive and undirected; your mere existence gives new meaning to the word ‘meaningless,’” and the little guy said, “I don’t guess it’s possible to get a second opinion?”

The only reason that certain ideas, activities and people are temporarily popular is so that we’ll at least have something that’s popular temporarily.

There is a man
who still doesn’t
understand
the purpose of a mirror.

"Agreeable Moderation" was one of the names suggested for the new religion, but several of the big investors nixed the idea, saying they’d never see a profit at that rate.

J.