Extra Terrestrial Tales

Have any Earth persons yet noticed that it is only at very, very particular times that they tell themselves “not to worry”?

By a curious skid-of-events, the atmosphere on this one planet makes it impossible to ever be late.  (I understand they have a waiting list of would-be émigrés.)

Heard one guy say that his first thought was always his best one, and that’s why everybody gets his second one.

A lesson in extraterrestrial economics: Heard this midway distant creature proclaim, “Having a Ferrari is no crime, paying for it is.”

And on this one last planet, you could get a copyright on your own life…of course, it had to be original.

J.