On the Count of Three...

Performed properly, cosmetic surgery done to oneself leaves no scars.

In this life, some say they don’t know when to begin, and others say they don’t know when to finish, and so as to not completely lose your way in this linear trek, just be prepared and remember this:  On the count of three, get ready for four.

Heard of this fellow who, after a lifetime of deep doubt regarding the validity of his own words, undertook a strenuous regimen of exercises, studies and disciplines, until the day arrived that he could say, “I now like me better than anybody!”  And he suddenly fell into a brand new funk of deep doubt regarding the validity of his own taste.

Feeling guilty
is like
having big ears.

Then this one guy whined, “Well sure, looked at from that position, anything’s possible."

J.