Tuesday Talk

Over in the City, a guy says, “I’m not much given to talk.”  And an ole timer said, “Then around here, you’re not gonna be much given to ANY thing.”

 

During a heated debate, one god explained his egregious lack of attention to his creation by saying it was all, “A matter of style.”

 

It would indeed require
an extraordinary man
to engage in
“independent madness.”

 

Seven days a week, his morning ritual consisted of staring directly at the rising sun and demanding, “Okay, what did they say about me while I was gone?”

 

In particularly confusing – or annoying – seas, this one captain would shore up the ballast by adding several tons of quotes from various landlubbers.

J.