Tuesday Sports

(I guess we can do a few more variations of this until all of you begin to catch on…):

A man without insurance
doesn’t NEED a car.
 

There was once a king who insisted that all of his ecclesiastical advisors be, shall we say, at least “comfortably corpulent”; “The better” confides his grace, “To find them in the dark.”
 

In one of those collateral sectors in one of your sister cities, there’s a guy whose testosterone level’s so high even HE’S frightened.  (Wait, just a moment – what’s that? What? Well, he’s just corrected me, he says that should be his neurotransmitter level.)
 

A PARTICULAR QUESTION & ANSWER SEQUENCE BANNED IN MOST LOCALES: 
QUESTION:  Why did man have to come up with the word & concept of "the Mind"?
ANSWER:      So that by having this specific name, “The Mind” he'd believe that his mind was something separate from “HIM.”  QUICK! – RUN FOR YOUR LIFE – I knew I should have not brought this up!  -- Here come the Propriety Police!

           AND NOW SOME: 
“NEWS FOR THE
       NON-STANDARD SPORTSMAN:

Leave the chumps to their bait and tackle, the easy way to catch fish is simply teach ‘em to say “I” and they’ll drown.

J.