Monday Edition

Polarized criticism
always puts the laugh
in the wrong place.

One fellow, thoroughly convinced he’d “done his best,”
shouted to the unappreciative, “I’ve done my best!” 
Their masked manager climbed up on the ring apron
and replied, “You shouldn’t have told us that.”

If a thought’s not original

it’s not a thought.

“Most of the time”
is ALL of the time.

This one chap who sometimes visits the City
heard the proverb, “He with nothing to lose
lives soundly,” and he wondered, “Could this
be any way applied to thinking?”

Some of the Daily News are longer
and other ones are short.

J.