In This Part of the Solar System...

A kid opined, “Father, I have come to a conclusion - rituals are for children.”
And the padre beamed, “Well, what a real little thinker you have become;
but if you’re correct then it would naturally follow that the playground
has become the classroom and that creation is for the nippers.”
The old man chuckled at his idea,
and the kid said, “So?”

 

In this part of the solar system
men’s brains are programmed to only play the
Top 40.

 


One galactic gadfly says that his many travels and extensive studies have led him
to the conclusion that the ill-defined though actual purpose of poets is to try to
verbally conjure up future torments and other world horrors
worse than being alive right now.

 

The operations of most systems are not dependent on their needs.
Collusive Corollary: A relative relationship visible between systems
is not very relative.


And now for the final question of this round,
“Which is more important,
that which you say is more important
or that which is?”

J.